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Ummm....i'm hilarious.


Immensely proud to be a woman and a feminist. We can achieve so much together. #womensmarch
After wiping out about 10 times while sledding. (at Breckenridge, Colorado)

fygirlcrush:

I’ve been lied to
So what’s the truth?
Now I’m not gonna hide it all, keep it in all from you
I’ve been dying to know what you tried
You’ve been lying so:
Honey, I’m not your honey pie

linbeifong120:

young joe biden looks so wholesome…i would be his lover from the other side of the tracks…he picks me up at 1 am and we have good missionary sex in his pick up truck…he tells me about his football dreams and i, well i listen

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• P U R E M A G I C • #the1975 (at SDSU Open Air Theater)

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

“Do not come any closer.”

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

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🍍Last day of summer vibes🍍 (at Sunset Cliffs Natural Park)